Who are you?

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?"
casa? /Questions?/ Archive?

johnflansburgh:

shredded cheese

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

jazzman8675309:

jazzman8675309:

prince-of-insanity:

psychoteentitan:

The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short. 

I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”

Bam! Omg I’m dying

Someone reblogged this from me after I forgot about it and then I laughed for ten minutes and actually LEFT MY BED TO SHOW MY FAMILY

cumleak:

precumming:

mom 4 hours ago: we’re only staying for 30 minutes

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awwww-cute:

Ready for battle

timelady-of-221b:

tennantstype40:

bartyjoonyah:

raggedybearcat:

rattlecat:

Pens at the ready! Challenge accepted!

That one second from the left though :O

These are gorgeous.

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Seriously, where can I buy these?

tummybub:

list of cool things to call me (not cute)

  • celestial
  • exquisite
  • sublime
  • otherworldly
  • alluring
  • magnificent
  • charming
  • fascinating
  • splendid
  • dazzling
  • entrancing
  • radiant